Got One Of These For A Week

"Michael Ballaban" (ballaban) 09/21/2013 at 13:09 • Filed to: cadillac cts-v, cts-v, cts-v wagon

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I'm just keeping it parked for now, as I think that's the best use. Maybe I'll get some groceries, but that's it. Nothing more. Ever.

What do you think I should do with it?

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:10

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Bitch'n burnouts.

PRBot II > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:12

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Whatever you do, make sure you

pdthedeuce > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:12

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take it around back and shift it's brains out !

Michael Ballaban > pdthedeuce 09/21/2013 at 13:13

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Too bad it's an automatic. Still enjoyable though.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:14

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1.) Go to Homedepo

2.)Buy some 2x4's and load them in the back

3.)APEX EVERYTHING!

4.)???

5.)Profit.

pdthedeuce > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:16

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no doubt .

Bandit > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:19

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Burnouts. A lot of burnouts.

Naija > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:25

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Hoon da shit out of it

stuttgartobsessed > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 13:57

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1) Go to Whole Foods

2) Buy some Groceries

3) Make sure someone who thinks they're hot shit in a sports car sees you loading said groceries into your boring wagon.

4) Follow said overly confident sports car person

5) Out accelerate and apex them (only up to the speed limit of course) after every red light.

6) Repeat

Michael Ballaban > stuttgartobsessed 09/21/2013 at 14:00

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Whole Foods??? At 16 MPG, and the fact that this thing needs premium, I think I may be on food stamps for awhile.

stuttgartobsessed > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 14:02

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Hell Yah! The Whole Foods parking lot would be the prime place to troll said over confident sporty person!

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 14:26

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Race soccer moms in SUVs and crossovers.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 14:43

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Not a true enthusiast/DeMuro'd

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 14:44

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dougnuts with your middle finger up and out the window.

Tom McParland > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 15:01

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Find as many Porsches and M3s as you can. Roll down window and yell "Wagon Bitches!" Execute burnout. Repeat until new tires are needed.

Doug DeMuro > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 15:06

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Race me!

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/21/2013 at 15:12

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Two pedal piece of crap. Basically a Corolla now.

Doug DeMuro > stuttgartobsessed 09/21/2013 at 15:12

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Hah. I take mine to Whole Foods constantly - no one has ever looked, batted an eyelash, or said a word. All too busy on the phone in their GL450.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:13

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Who's the lesser enthusiast?/DeMuro'd

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:15

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delete-me-please123 > Tom McParland 09/21/2013 at 15:17

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Jelly much?

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/21/2013 at 15:19

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Why does it have so many driving lights, I wonder.

Tom McParland > delete-me-please123 09/21/2013 at 15:19

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You know it! But I'm glad it is in good hands. :)

Michael Ballaban > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:20

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For pinks only!

Victorious Secret > Tom McParland 09/21/2013 at 15:22

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Ignore pr0ject2501, he is on a roll lately.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:24

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Because JC Whitney just kicked in yo! I think?

The man in the iron mask > Tom McParland 09/21/2013 at 15:25

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but only if they are douchebags

delete-me-please123 > delete-me-please123 09/21/2013 at 15:27

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I've had a 911 and an M3, if anyone yelled wagon bitches I'd just laugh in thier face and ask where the kids soccer practice is today. It's a giant land barge that only soccer moms should drive.

exizeo - still loving fourza > The man in the iron mask 09/21/2013 at 15:29

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This. For every dbag 911 C2/stock "civic" M3 owner, there's another two enthusiasts.

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/21/2013 at 15:40

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Only logical explanation, given the hubcaps.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:41

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That Audi in the background is nice though.

MooseKnuckles > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 15:43

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Go troll MazdaSpeed3's and GTI's, no explanation necessary

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/21/2013 at 15:44

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A3?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:45

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I believe so.

stuttgartobsessed > Doug DeMuro 09/21/2013 at 15:52

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So True!

Tom McParland > delete-me-please123 09/21/2013 at 16:00

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Dude this is just for fun...I wasn't exactly serious. I don't expect Ballaban to really act like an irresponsible ass-hat.

Tom McParland > Victorious Secret 09/21/2013 at 16:12

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Bad day I guess

Pitchblende > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 16:51

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Fold the back down, find a lady (or man if that is your preference, we're inclusive) and test the suspension. Might be better to find somewhere quiet to park it first.

lone_liberal > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 17:37

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Drive it?

shpuker > Michael Ballaban 09/21/2013 at 17:43

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Brake stands and a lot of standing next to gas pumps. Needless to say, I'm jealous.